Friday, February 24, 2017

More geeky jokes

If you follow me on Twitter (@DataGeekB) you know that I post a geek joke almost every Friday afternoon. Here are a few of my favorite statistics jokes, programmer jokes, and other geeky jokes (in no particular order):


Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.


There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Child to mom: Why do I need to learn calculus?
Mom: It's an integral part of your education.

I was having fun making calculus puns, but then someone went off on a tangent.

Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.

Romans didn't find algebra difficult. X was always 10.

Q: What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
A: Beer.

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."

Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

If 666 is evil, is 25.807 the root of evil?