PROGRAMMER AND LOGIC JOKES:
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
STATISTICS JOKES AND MATH JOKES:
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Child to mom: Why do I need to learn calculus?
Mom: It's an integral part of your education.
I was having fun making calculus puns, but then someone went off on a tangent.
Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.
Romans didn't find algebra difficult. X was always 10.
Q: What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint… “I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please."
Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk.
If 666 is evil, is 25.807 the root of evil?